Big Fat Meanie
There once was a big fat meanie called Brittany BurgerButt. She had no friends. Her parents died when they saw the look on Brittany's face. She was all alone. She owned a restaurant called Fat Burger's. The restaurant had no tile because she couldn't afford it. Later on, Brittany's first customer arrived! The customer ordered a fat burger. When the customer took the first bite, he fainted and he fell underground. Brittany looked down. Suddenly, he went in the water. When the customer opened his eyes, something giant ATE him!!! Miss BurgerButt called the police, ambulance, and fire rescue bucause her butt caused a fire.
When the police and fire rescue arrived, they went down to get Brittany's first customer up. "No! Don't go down there! You're gonna die!" yelled Brittany BurgerButt. "Brittany, I've been a police for 20 years now, and I don't think I'm just gonna die like th- AAAAHHH!" "Noooo! Policeman!" said Brittany. "What the heck is down th- AAAAAHHHHH!!!" yelled a fireman. Brittany quickly exited the restaurant and went to the bus stop. She spotted a hobo. "Hey, hobo! Yeah you!" Brittany said. "AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! HELP!!!! STRANGER!!!" yelled the hobo. "No, no, no! I'm not a stranger!I just want to ask if you c- OWWW!!" said Brittany.
The hobo hit Brittany in the head with his walking stick. When Miss BurgerButt got up, she said "Uhh... WHY THE HECK DID YOU HIT ME WITH A STICK?!?!" "Yer a stranger!" said the hobo. "No, I just wanted to ask if you would like to move into my house with me." said Brittany. "Eww... No wonder you live alone!" said the hobo. The hobo ran away. "Fine! You stink! I own a restaurant anyways, and what do you own, huh? That's right - POO!" yelled Brittany. "And I have a cool last name! But not like you. Yours is Mr. Poopy Hobo!" yelled Brittany again. The hobo walked back to Brittany. "How did you know Mr. Poopy Hobo was my last name?" asked the hobo. "I don't know. I made it up. Anyways, my last name is BurgerButt and that's how I got the idea of Fat Burger's, my restaurant. We're gonna be great friends now because we both have weird, disgusting last names. So, my name is Brittany BurgerButt, but call me Brittany. Like I said, we're gonna be great friends. So, anyways, as I was saying an hour ago, wanna come live with me, huh huh huh???" said Brittany in a speedy voice. "Sure. Call me Mr. Hobo. You have to teach me how to talk like that." said Mr. Hobo.
When Brittany arrived at Fat Burger's, they repaired the hole and everyone was gone.
She began to have more complaints because a customer died. Soon, she fixed the burgers/other food and began her business. She had customers every day. She was getting bad money because her burgers are .50 cents each! On a random day, she turned on her back and spilled a customer's food. "Hey, watch where you move that THING!" yelled the customer. "Excuse me?!" said Brittany. Another customer set her butt on fire. "OH MY GOSH! OH MY GOSH! HELP! HELP! HELP! MY BUTT IS ON FIRE! HELP!!!" yelled Brittany. "Don't you mean your big, old, ugly, horrid, fat butt is on fire?" said a customer. "No one cared and fled the restaurant. "Nextime, watch where you move that fat butt!" said a baby. "That's no way to talk to an uglie! Though, it is true. But don't use that language, Tommy!" demanded Tommy's mother. "Yeah Tommy! Watch your language!" said Brittany. "Yeah BurgerButt! Watch where you're body is moving!" yelled back Tommy.
Hey, this is a Short Break on Stunning Stories! I will be telling a short story that happened on March 20, 2009 at 8:30 p.m. in m bathroom! I was peacefully on the toilet pooping and then SHOCK! I saw a bug! It was a silver bug that was tiny. It looked like a tiny cockroach and a cricket mixed together. It had two pointy things in the front and one pointy thing in the back. I got tissues and wet them a lot. Then, I threw them at the bug! It was a miss! I kept missing. Then it went down the drain. I finished pooping and my brother asked me if I had a calculator. I said no and he said what was I doing then I said I was killing a silver bug with the pointy things on it. He got the shower hose and poured it down the drain. It was probably dead. Then he asked me if I still got that calculator and I said no.
This is a story called "The Three Bugs"
In my kitchen, I was eating. Then, I spotted a little black beetle trying to climb a napkin! I picked him up and named him Bizarre.I made Bizarre a fortress, a bridge, and four stairs (tape), all out of napkins. I also made two time-out places. A cup and a cardboard box. Bizarre got used to his home. I felt like Bizarre needed a friend. He was getting lonely. I went to a room and spotted an ant. He was really fast. I named him Speedy. I put Speedy under the cup so he can't get out. I went to the room again and got another ant. He looked really hurt. I named him Bone. I put Speedy and Bone under the cup. Later, I went to eat again. When I finished, I went to the three bugs. Bone was gone! When I was looking for him, Speedy ran away! I sent Bizarre to a quest to find Speedy. Bizarre found Speedy! Speedy looked hurt. Then, I spotted Bone! He was smushed! I put him outside. I also put Speedy outside. Bizarre was gone, too! I guess he was ready for adventure!
