March 12, 2009
In the news, we have a special guest coming in our way. Give it up for Nate Griffin!
Nate: Hi people! I grew a beak! :)
Reporter: Ok, that's great Nate, but tell us the news.
Nate: Uhh. hehehehehe! He! Hehe! Umm.. Hah. Where's Quagdingo? I want Quagdingo!!!
Reporter: Nate, Quagdingo isn't here right now. Please just tell us the news.
Nate: NO!!!! I can't do the news without Quagdindo! What did you do to him?!?!?!?
Reporter: I didn't do anything!!!
Director: CUT!!! >:|
March 17, 2009
Hello this is channel 7 news and today's news: St. Patrick's Day! We have another special guest for the holiday. Give it up for Shamrock!
Shamrock: Oh, thank you. Thank you. You're too kind.
Reporter: Ok Shamrock now tell us. How does it feel like being a shamrock?
Shamrock: Well, the good thing is that we can camoflauge with all of our surroundings. The bad thing is we're delicate.
Reporter: Ok Shamrock. What do you say about being delicate? What do you think you can do to make yourselves un-delicate, if you know what I mean.
Shamrock: Oh, I know what you mean. If you people were all evil, us shamrocks would take over the world. We would wear light metal to protect us from you people tearing us apart.
Reporter: I get it, but how will you take over the world?
Shamrock: First of all, we would take dangerous, sharp, and metal weapons with us. Then all of the shamrocks would gather together and make my favorite superhero. Clovermint. Then the galaxy would be renamed Cosmic Clover Galaxy.
Reporter: ...O...k... I understand... Anyways-
Shamrock: We would also give the people cloversniffea.
Report: What-what-what-wh-wha-What is that?!?!
Shamrock: It's a deadly disease caused by clovers and shamrocks if you sniff them and treat them bad.
Reporter: Um... Ok then... Well, bye Shamrock!
Shamrock: Bye peoples! Don't suffer from cloversniffea!
Reporter: Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Shamrock: Happy Saynt Patter Days!
Director: No no no! It's Saint Patrick's Day! UHGH! CUT!
March 20, 2009
Whoop dee doo! Hello NewsWatchers! Today we will talk about The First Day Of Spring!
Here is a picture I painted for our website. Give it up for The First Day Of Spring Picture!
Picture: .......(crickets chirping)
Reporter: Ok, our picture can't talk.
But you've got to admit that's a perfect circle for the sun. Well, that's because I used the circle thingy for painting. I didn't paint it myself. I just colored it in with the paint bucket. Tomorrow, we have another special guest for us. It's the person who's friend can't do the news without him. No Guesses? It's Quagmire! (He grew a body part, and he's from the past!) That's the end of today's news folks! Toon in for tomorrow's news starring Nate Griffin's friend, Quagdingo!
Director: Perfect! But nextime, we have to make sure all of our guests can talk.
March 21, 2009
Hey folks! This is Channel 7 News and like I said, Quagdingo is our next guest today, and this time our guest can actually TALK! Give it up for Quagdingo!
Reporter: Hello, Quagmire from the past! How are y-
Quagdingo: Hi. I'm fine.
Reporter: Ok. Great. So, what's new?
Quagdingo: I don't know. You're the one TELLING the news.
Reporter: Ok, then. What's new in YOUR life?
Quagdingo: Oh. I grew a longer chin.
Reporter: Why?!
Quagdingo: So I can do this. ALRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGHGHGHHHTTTT!!!
Reporter: Ok-
Quagdingo: -And this. (Hits reporter with his chin)
Reporter: Ow!!! What was that for?!?!
Quagdingo: Well, you said what's new in your life and I said that I grew a longer chin and then you said why then I said so I can do this- and this.
Reporter: Ok, ok! Moving on.
Quagdingo: We're moving? No, I don't want to move! I like my friends here! NOOOO!!!!!
Reporter: That's not the script!
Quagdingo: You're not the script!
Reporter: You watch your mouth!
Quagdingo: You watch you mouth before I put my whole fist in in it!
(They start to wrestle)
Director: CUT! I THOUGHT YOU SAID OUR GUESTS WERE TAMED!
December 40, 3007 - APRIL FOOLS! April 1, 2009
Hello people of all folks! This is Channel 7 News and today we have a very special guest representing April Fools Day. We picked this creature because- BECAUSE he was in a very popular show and he pulled a great prank on his show. Give it up for SpongeBob SquarePants!
Spongebob: Ooooh! I'm SpongeSquare! BOOOO!!!! Hello, ladies and germs!
Reporter: (whispering) Um... Director, where is SpongeBob?
Director: Oh, we accidently painted the square and background yellow, so he turned into a ghost...
Reporter: Ok, nextime, I PAINT!
Director: Get back to the news!
Reporter: Ok, um... folks? Yeah, yeah, ok. So, SpongeBob, how did it feel when Squidward pulled that hurtful prank on you at the Krusty Krab?
SpongeBob: Oh, it was painful, but worth it. We really got Squidward.
Reporter: Hmm... I see... Ok, folks! We're going to let SpongeBob cook a Krabby Patty for us!
SpongeBob: Really? How much time do I have?
Reporter: One minute. Aaanndd----- GO!
SpongeBob: (2 seconds later) Done!
Reporter: Ok, with 58 seconds to spare! Let me try it.
Reporter:IS THIS IT?!?!?!
SpongeBob: Bahahahahaha! April Fools!
Reporter: Heh heh, oh you! Toon in next time when we do our special Easter Bit!
Directer: Cut! Perfect!
Reporter: Yeah, yeah, that was perfect. BUT NEXT TIME LET ME PAINT!
Director: ...What are you saying...?
Reporter: Oh, I oughta-
Director: Ohhh,,,,, COPS! SHE'S GONNA KILL ME!
April 4, 2009
Whoop dee doo! Channel 7 News here, and it's Spring Break! We caught traffic on the way home and we captured a traffic picture! Looks like lots of people are on vacation already!
Reporter: Wow, look at that! Red lights everywhere! Well, as you know folks, Easter is coming and we will soon start our planned Easter Bit! Don't go away, folks! More news on Channel 7 News, right here, coming up next!
Director: Cut! Get ready for our next story!
April 7, 2009
Hello folks, and welome to... d Channel 7 News! d
Today, I bought a brand new Nintendo DSi! It's blue, and I named it Frenzy :P This is exatly how it looks like in the front:
It costs $169.99, comes with two built in cameras, you can download music, download minigames, omes with two styluses, has Pictochat, a voice recorder, you can go on the internet, and more!!! That is all..
P.S. Colors only come in black or blue!
Director: And we are done! Cut!
